......FUCK IT!
I'm fucking done. It's not really going right anyway. I'm not gonna post it. It will remain a mangled pile of scrap and shitty ideas. I just give up.
It's too much like Egoraptor's old work, and his new work is so much better, so forget it.

I have a new idea. All my own. All much better. It's much more serious, but I'm going to put my full weight into it.

Also, I'm now a contracted Graphic Designer!
Things are looking up!